this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space
what do you mean it’s inappropriate to have Highway to Hell by AC/DC at my funeral
I used to make fun of plankton for being in a relationship with his computer but now look at me
Confidence goals: Kanye West
Attitude goals: Rihanna
Money goals: Beyonce
How do I politely ask him to push me against a wall and bite my neck and grab my butt and bite my lip and make me moan?