spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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nerdymelly:

Do you ever wonder what could have been? Because I do all the time.

trouserweasel:

damn right I did

trouserweasel:

damn right I did

legalmexican:

hugging me from behind and kissing my neck at the same time is a good way to melt my heart

mcdamnright:

What do people even do with Bachelor degrees?

mcdamnright:

What do people even do with Bachelor degrees?

Things that would be nice at 4 am

lokiherethen:

cartouche-dreams:

Long make out session
Back rubs
Cuddles
Deep talks
Forehead kisses
Hearing each other breathe
Holding hands
Laughs and corny jokes

Sleep. Sleep would be nice at 4am.

astonishingly:

buffering more like suffering

distraction:

cumaway:

OMFG

OH MY GOD

distraction:

cumaway:

OMFG

OH MY GOD

paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

mindswondering:

some drag queens are a much better influence in young girls than some teen queen pop stars out there.

campdracula5eva:

lglights-is-hiding:

deerhoof:

the future is here and it’s horrible

I can’t stop laughing at this.

Mother of god.

i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me